
Pioneer Drama Service is pleased to offer 102 hysterically funny fractured fairy tales, available as both plays and musicals.
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Once Upon a Crime
The Trial of Goldilocks
Cast: 7M, 6F, plus 2 roles that can be any
Set/Time: Interior courtroom set / About 45 minutes Goldilocks is on trial and it’s up to your audience to decide on her guilt or innocence. Will justice be served in this hilarious fairy-tale courtroom play packed with characters we all know and love? More... |
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The Thirty-Three Little Pigs
Cast: Flexible cast of 12-35
Set/Time: Bare stage / About 50 minutes In this hilarious predator-vs-prey send-up consisting of 20 fast-paced short scenes with no more than six actors onstage at once, your audience will squeal with delight as the 33 pigs continuously outsmart the hungry wolf! More... |
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Beauty and the Beast Bed and Breakfast
Cast: Flexible cast of 18 (5M, 7F, plus 6 roles that can be any)
Set/Time: Interior castle foyer set / About 60 minutes More... |
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The Epic Quest of the Damsels in Distress
Cast: Flexible cast of 24 (8M, 10F, plus 6 roles that can be any), doubling, extras
Set/Time: Exterior enchanted forest set / About 60 minutes Loads of tongue-in-cheek humor adds spirit to this fast-paced comedy with four female leads and a simple single set. More... |
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Goldilocks on Trial
Cast: 4M, 6F, plus 4 roles that can be any
Set/Time: Interior courtroom set / About 30 minutes Amanda Marie Locks, known as Goldilocks or even “Goldie,” is on trial for breaking and entering and destruction of private property. More... |
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Virtually Ever After
Cast: Flexible cast of 7-26 (Minimum 3M, 4F)
Set/Time: No set requirements / About 40 minutes While bursting with familiar fairy tale characters, from Big Bad Wolf and Little Red to Goldilocks and Baby Bear and Prince Charming and all the classic princesses, these original scenes are as fresh as they are funny! More... |
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A Mixed-Up Fairy Tale
Cast: Flexible cast of 23-39
Set/Time: Simple interior and exterior sets / About 20 minutes The entire world of fairy tales gets utterly mixed up in this silly one-act that has room in the cast for your entire class! More... |
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Brothers Grimm: Out of Order
Cast: 5M, 8F, plus 4 roles that can be any, extras
Set/Time: Simple interior and exterior sets / About 50 minutes When brothers Jake and Will Grimm can’t agree on a script, they end up in a fight — pages are swapped, plots intermingled... it’s a complete mess! More... |
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Fairy Tale Misfits
Cast: Flexible cast of 18-28 (4M, 9F, plus 5-15 roles that can be any)
Set/Time: Simple interior and exterior sets / About 70 minutes In the Land of Rejected Fairy Tale Characters, Ellie meets a crazy assortment of misfits desperate to have her write them into fairy tales. More... |

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Dorothy in Wonderland — The Musical
Cast: Flexible cast of 33 (3M, 7F, plus 23 roles that can be any), optional chorus, doubling
Set/Time: Simple interior and exterior sets / About 95 minutes Actors and audience members of all ages will delight as Dorothy and Alice work together to face the Queen of Hearts. More... |